Bad Dogs : Particular customer comes in and lays the compliments(pick up lines) so thick you would need a butcher knife to cut through them. Happened to have one of regular customers in the store and I said, “OMG watch this! Seriously…just listen, this guy is gonna go balls to the wall with the compliments and pick-up lines”…he comes in, i am using my brain to try and think of words not to encourage anything. He says, “How are you this fine day?”…i choose my answer carefully,….”Just perfect , thanks.”…wrong one…he says, “I know,… why do you think I keep coming back?”…regular customer is laughing….must choose responses a little more wisely, like maybe “I have really bad diarrhea”…as he is leaving he says, “And you smell good too”….I said, “Thanks…showering once in awhile is a good thing I guess?” he obviously had no clue about my potential diarhhea answer lol……eww yukk blekkk..i wonder if I had passed gas if he would be so full of compliments?…damn wish I could fart on demand
Good Dogs: Super stoked my “Dolly” came in!!! She is the golden retriever I have posted pics of before .Apparently she does not accept or eat treats from anyone else. Today as they were walking through the door , I got doggy level and squealed “Dolly!!!!!”…she came gangbusters at me, kisses and all…but then as usual runs to owner as if to say, “I LOVE YOU THE MOSTEST!!!”…owner says, “Go give Jenn kisses and get your treat!” ..she comes full speed, I get my kisses, she sits like a good pup and got her treat. Highlight of my day when she comes in. Owner tells me she knows when I am working…and she goes all batshit crazy excited!….again the little things folks…she makes my day! and I like knowing I make hers =)
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