WORK STORY: Oh Deer, ROXY, Poodles and Jiggles & Happy Birthday

ROXY- Got to babysit my canine niece again today…oh how i LOVE this little pint sized pup, and I love so much that my boss trusts me with her…she was sleepy after we played…lol

Jiggles- Gentleman came in, brought his stuff to counter, “Moves Like Jagger” came on the radio. Apparently not only do I sing and snap, but I dance too. With NO flippin clue that I’m doing it. As he hands me his money, he says, “Don’t stop jiggling…”…I said “Pardon me?”…he says, “Don’t stop dancing, keep on jiggling!”…OK I may have been tapping my foot, but I sure as hell wasn’t  doing the cabbage patch or anything…and jiggling? WTF does THAT mean?

Poodles- BEST POODLES….EVER….look for yourself…nuff said

HAPPY BIRTHDAY- I love this gal…seriously , she is the neatest lady!!! She has been so supportive of me, just love her… Lots of Moxy this one….I said HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! She says, “It’s not my birthday until July”……LMAOOOO…she gave me permission to put this in my blog…

it was pouring rain out, hence the spots on her shirt….i swear i did not spit on her lol

 

Oh Deer- I was putting boxes away out back and saw this deer casually strolling through the parking lot, I knew it was headed straight for the road (our main one, hence it being called Main St lol)….snapped the pic…and ran out to road to stop traffic…I walked right out on to Main St like a crossing guard ninja,in pouring rain, held both arms out to stop traffic both ways, and the deer made it safely across….no thank you, no “see ya later”…just kept on going….you are welcome deer

WORK STORY: Slingblade, Guitar Picks, Singing, Glitter for Ass Cancer, Odd Cat & Doggy story

Slingblade- I wore my “to write love on her arms” shirt today, it just says in big white letters…”LOVE” …first customer of the day comes in…he is a regular and bit of an odd duck…today he came in talking like Billy Bob Thorton in Slingblade…(WTF dude…stop…you’re creeping me out)..he just walked around store grunting and talking…he finally comes up to the counter and as i tell him the total, he grunts again and says…”MmmmHmmmm….okay…mmmhmmm…and I want a shirt that says LOATHE not LOVE…Mmmmhmmmm”…What the…..

Guitar Picks: Customer came in and gave me 3 picks for my daughter who plays bass…2 of them had grippy things on them…very cool =)

Singing: The song “Lego House” by Ed Sheeran came on…I love this song as it reminds me of my daughter Demi…a much much older gentleman was at the counter writing his check (maybe early 80′s?)…he hands me his check , looks at me and says, “You have a beautiful voice young lady!”….I almost fell over, as I did not realize I was singing…I wonder if I sing a lot? I replied, “Thank you…for calling me young lady …that made my day!”….now I am really wondering how much I sing? Because I really was not even aware that I was…my boss says a snap a lot too…have no clue i’m even doing it….she will randomly yell “Snappy SNAPPY!”…lol

Glitter for Ass Cancer: My dear and beautiful friend Amanda came in and got her blood orange soda, she told me a long time ago that if she won the lottery, she wanted spend whatever it took  to drop glitter bombs in the middle east…LOL!! (my friends are the bestest…EVER) She loves her glitter, today she brought some in to show me…and she gave me one packet…the blue/teal one…

I was racking my brain trying to think how and who I could put glitter on…and then it hit me…My girl who has ass cancer…when she came in with her hubby…I threw glitter at her ass…why? healing love glitter to eliminate cancer…duh…even threw some at him for preventative measures…

ODD Cat & Doggy Story: Customer comes in…shows me video of how he has trained his cat to sit….no joke…this cat sits…on command, not whenever it feels like it LOL!

Another customer comes in, I was covered in Roxy’s dog hair…we were discussing that, and then he says, “I was literally covered in dog yesterday…like literally…19 cocka-poo puppies…we were doing their dew-claws and the trick is using super glue…so yeah, i got super glued to a 5 day old puppy…”…omg lmaoooooo

Again, I love my job, and I love that people feel comfortable sharing their lives with me…I am honored.

 

AP Tour 2008

 

I forgot I even had this blogging account, nice eh? I am going to make a severe attempt to write in this thing every day. I wonder if it’ll work?

ANYWAY, this blog is dedicated to the AP Tour with All Time Low, The Matches, Forever The Sickest Kids and more….and by more I meane Verne Troyer..as in mini-me foolz!!! He crashed my interview with FTSK and it was quite exciting!

Here’s a link to the interview and photos www.islandjenn.com/APTour2008.htm

So does anyone even read these things?